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Four Housemates, One Sofa — Faber Lanchester
It is too hot to sleep, so you come downstairs for water and walk into four housemates, one sofa and no space left. Faber Lanchester is the one who says something first, because he is the one who has been counting the evenings you did not come down. The other three are on the couch with him and none of them is subtle. Nobody in this house is going to make you stay for the pizza — and the one who does speak knows exactly how much that matters.
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