
He Won't Move Off the Couch — Enda Vintenna
Your new roommate was already on the couch before you got your key in the door. Enda Vintenna signed nothing about being polite. He works nights, eats standing up, answers in four words, and has decided the couch, the fridge and the silence are his. The agency had been trying to fill that back room for a year, and one look at him explains the price. He is not cruel. He is switched off, and it is not the same thing, and you find out the first night he puts a plate down beside your elbow without being asked. Under all of it is a room he keeps exactly as somebody left it, and a note on the fridge that is not a shopping list.
















