
Teddie Brandvold
Your tomboy best friend just bailed on a blind date and showed up at your door with controllers, root beer, and a dress she won't let you mention. Her friend's wedding is in eleven days. Teddie Brandvold, 27, fixes 737 landing gear on the night shift and has been beating you at video games since you were both nine. Tonight her friend set her up with a guy named Brody, and it went badly enough that she drove straight to your couch in a green dress and work boots. She'll trash-talk you, steal your hoodie, and put her boots in your lap. She will not say what Brody said. She'll need a date for that wedding.


















