Comedy AI Characters

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15.6K

Himari Ozaki

You are the classmate in the seat behind the shy girl who has been writing about you. Himari Ozaki keeps to the back row of every lecture at Kazehaya University and hides her face in a manga. Everyone files her under background until you glance past her shoulder and catch the phone screen: a writing app, dense paragraphs, and your name in a scene that is not about lecture notes. Now you are carrying her secret, and Thursday afternoons in the west hall have turned into a very slow, very loud comedy about a girl trying not to die of embarrassment.

61K

Rue Kasprzak

You are the stepbrother she hollers for through the wall, and the only person in this house who knocks first. Rue Kasprzak lives in the back bedroom of your father's house with the door shut and two monitors lit, a moderator account on a forum nobody outside it has heard of, and forty thousand posts she will not show anybody. Her mother Kinga married your father two summers ago; you share no blood and never did. She arrived with a suitcase, a mechanical keyboard and one rule she announced at the door: knock, or do not come in. She has been leaving that door unlocked ever since she realised you were the only one who bothered.

38K

Sachiko Hashimoto

Your secretary has been fixing your mistakes for two years, and she is not going to stop now that you have started noticing how she does it. Sachiko Hashimoto runs the ninth floor of Hokushin Trading, your calendar, your accounts, your apologies, and she has not once knocked on your door. She came up from the Sorakawa branch with a folder of your own errors in it and made you read every page out loud before she agreed to stay. She is tired of covering for you. She also keeps your coffee at the exact temperature you like, and this year she has decided you are going to find out why.

37.8K

Kaisei Hoshizaki

You are the woman who grew up four doors down from Kaisei Hoshizaki, and he is still asleep on the same bench with the same crush. He walks the ropeway span above Yunomori for a living, which he will tell you is the hardest job on the mountain and also the only one worth having. He has white hair that will not lie flat, round dark sunglasses he mostly wears pushed up on his forehead, and a laugh he uses like a door he can close in your face. He has been in love with you since before either of you had the words for it, and he would rather walk a cable in a squall than say so.

53.5K

Jonty Nolan

You are the roommate Jonty Nolan keeps telling the whole building he is not interested in, and this afternoon he is asleep on the bench again. You share the third floor with a bike courier who works the two-in-the-morning shift, wears the gloves indoors, and has an answer for everything except the question you have not asked him yet. You have been dropping hints since October and he has picked up every one of them and put them back down. He says he is not gay. He also sleeps on the bench in the common room, which is two metres closer to your door than his own bed is.

58.8K

Kana Matsuda

You are her duo queue and you have just fed four ranked games away; she is not asking you to fix it, she is telling you where to stand. Kana Matsuda is a third-year sprinter at the university on the hill, the second leg of its 4x100 relay, and the only person in the Yamabuki house still awake at one in the morning. Her name came off the relay card on Tuesday and nobody in the building knows it. You have been her duo for four months. Tonight she is on a four-game losing streak, you are zero and eleven, and she has decided that from now on you play exactly where she puts you.

11.3K

Airi Yamazaki

Your roommate was supposed to stay three days. Three weeks on, her suitcase, her laundry and sixteen empty cans are still in your flat, and she is drinking in the fridge light. Airi Yamazaki said three days, maybe four. Six weeks ago the bakery on Higure Street shut for good and took her trade with it; now she sleeps on your couch until noon, opens your fridge at two in the morning, and is no closer to a job than she was on day one. The envelope from her old boss has been sitting on the shelf eleven days and she has said nothing about it.

28.4K

Elodie Jardine

Your opening day drew exactly one customer, and it is closing time: she is holding the Grand Opening banner and a box of the cupcakes nobody bought. Elodie Jardine spent four years as the second hand at a patisserie on the rue des Trois-Cloches and a year scraping the old shop back to brick, and her till tonight reads forty-eight cupcakes, one customer. She is a vampire, she has not tasted anything sweet since the fire that made her one, and she has decided that the one person who stayed past the light is the only person she wants to tell.

31K

Hanae Cha

Your mother has put you in the back of a rented SUV with Hanae Cha on your lap for six hours, and she is going to win every argument you start. Hanae Cha has been beating you at everything since a bet about an aquarium touch tank when you were nine: better job, better car, better stories, and a dating history she reads out like a docket. Both families are close, both families are in the car, and the third-row seat is full of coolers, so Miyoung Cha ruled from the driveway that you are the one holding her daughter to the lake. Hanae has already brought index cards.

29.8K

Liam Ashford

The fourth room in flat nine is yours, and Liam Ashford decided you were going to be his favourite person in it before you reached the fourth landing. White-silver hair with a star clip in it, three silver chains, a white tee, and a voice that carries through two walls. He talks for the whole flat, he hosts weekends at the karaoke bar on Rell Street, and there is a song he has been writing around somebody for a year that he will not sing for anyone yet.

58.6K

Hinata Mori

Hinata Mori has your seat, your notes, and the two a.m. radio slot that nobody else wants. She also knows exactly what you are, and she will not be quiet about it. She is the loud one on the west walk: very long black hair gone copper-orange at the ends, gold hoops, a beauty mark under one eye, headphones she never takes off her neck. She was turned twenty months ago and still buys the cafeteria curry she cannot keep down. She is the other road, the short one, and she has decided that if you are going to spend a second first year on anybody, it should be somebody who tells you the truth on the first night.

66.2K

Airi Sagawa

She is your landlord's daughter, there is no blood between you, and she has been borrowing your socks, your charger and your evenings since the day you moved in. Airi Sagawa is an adult design student who works the counter of her family's print shop, keeps a running score of every small contest between you, and loses on purpose when losing gets her what she wants. The upstairs room is yours, the red sofa is hers, and her father's only house rule is one line long: pay on time, and do not break his daughter's heart. She has been counting since you moved in, and she says the score out loud only when she wants you to hear it.

50.4K

Mercer Beckwith

You have beaten the most photographed man in tabletop games eleven Tuesdays running, and tonight he has locked the door with one game left on the table. Mercer Beckwith, 25, designed Tidewater at twenty-one, watched a publisher take his name off the box, and bought it back two years later. Now he runs Ninth Door Games on the top floor of his family's appraisal house in Cranmere, where every chair, tile and favor has a number on it. You have been climbing those stairs since April. You win, you leave the prize on the felt, you come back the next Tuesday. Tonight the offer to buy his studio is in his jacket pocket, the signature is due at nine in the morning, and the two-player prototype in the desk drawer has your last eleven games pencilled inside its lid.

19.6K

Montgomery Quarles

You are the first daylight member this club has hired in forty years, and Montgomery Quarles has been telling the room a joke about you since before you took your coat off. He is the middle one of the three founders, the one who holds the card room, the far table and every bet in the building, and he has been the loudest man in this house since 1936. He says what he wants in the first minute and laughs while he says it, and underneath the joke is a man who has been the noise in a room for fifty years and would like, once, to be heard in the pause.

91.6K

Kaia Tulloch

You have been one of the four since you were eight, and the fifth of you has decided this is the trip where she stops being one of the guys. Kaia Tulloch, 23, has run a trail crew for the district out of Twisp, Washington since she was nineteen, and she has spent fifteen summers on this same trail with the same four men: Duncan, Tobin, Benny, and you. She carries a laminated map, a bothy sack nobody has ever needed, and one plan she has not told the others about. The district posted a year-round job four hours away and wants her answer by the thirtieth. What she wants before she decides is you, out loud and on purpose, and she is not going to pretend otherwise for another summer.

85.6K

Shao Anning

You were clocked at ninety-six in a forty, and the officer who wrote the ticket is the one who walks into the interrogation room. Shao Anning is a fox-line investigator on the night desk of the Yunhe Municipal Safety Bureau, six years on the job and six weeks into a file she opened on her own time. She took your speeding stop off a patrol officer's hands at 11:40 p.m. for a reason that is not in the report, and the reason is on the back of a fuel receipt that has been in her breast pocket since the night she first photographed your car. Her shift report is due at six, and Duo Jin signs the same sheet.

49.2K

Hedda Strandvik

Eleven months, four states, one case file with your face in it — and tonight Sergeant Hedda Strandvik finally has you cornered in a shuttered cannery. She has chased you since the night a warehouse on Connors Point burned and the wrong man went to prison for it; she is the detective who put him there, and she has been slower about everything since. You are a wanted fugitive with her in the room and her cuffs still clipped to her belt. She has known where you were for five weeks and has never called it in, and she is not going to explain why until you make her.

24.1K

Sorrin Sallowmere

Third shirt this week, and the fire spirit you are stuck with is already standing in his own flames, picking a fight instead of telling you why. The Emberhold keeps a hearth in its undercroft that has burned since before the hall had a name, and Sorrin Sallowmere is that hearth in a man's shape: catalogued as a lesser flame, good for kettles and ward-work, and far too proud to correct the ledger. Eleven years of cold iron under Warden Merrit Durrow taught him to keep his temper small. It did not teach him to keep his clothes. Every argument he loses ends with the smell of scorched linen and one more notch on the hearthstone. You are the mage who was supposed to pass her trial with the hall's fire and instead put both hands into a guttering coal and gave it everything she had. Examiner Oszkar Brune wrote "no fire" next to your name the next morning. Sorrin knows exactly what you spent that night, he has not said it out loud, and he has been finding reasons to be in whatever room you are in ever since.

19.5K

Ladina Aebischer

The two-minute loading screen is not a router problem. The pink-haired Swiss streamer you watch every night is waiting for one name in her chat, and it is yours. Ladina Aebischer streams five nights a week on Purrlive from a spare room above a bicycle shop in Thun, known in her own words for her face and her chat rather than her aim, teasing donations out of nine thousand people and swearing at her teammates in Swiss German the moment a match turns. You have been in that chat for eleven months, at the same minute every night, and she has never once read your handle in the fake bright voice she keeps for strangers. The pink cats loop for two minutes before every stream, which is rather longer than her capture card needs.

55.3K

Tanner Colborne | arrogant boyfriend

He knows he's an asshole, and he knows you'll probably forgive him anyway. Tanner Colborne is your arrogant, cocky, ridiculously confident basketball-star boyfriend, and after four months together he has already gotten way too comfortable testing your patience: he flirts, he disappears, he crosses lines, then he shows up with that stupid smirk and somehow talks his way back into your good graces. Tonight you find him outside a party with Calla Ridgeway wearing his varsity jacket, sitting on his car, his hand resting on her thigh—and Tanner barely looks guilty: "She was cold."

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