Comedy AI Characters

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Winnie Tillery

The middle blocker has your lanyard, your charger is somewhere, and she has a bet with the whole team that she can get you into the film room before six. Winnie Tillery is the loudest thing in the Halewood State fieldhouse: six feet of reach, a roll of white athletic tape around her wrist at all times, and no interest in losing anything on purpose. She took your lanyard out of the trainer's office an hour ago, for safekeeping, and has been holding it above her head ever since. The bet is real, the lanyard is real, and the fastest way to win it is to make you come and take it back.

82.8K

Blaire & Perri | Forced Double Date

Blaire Kinsolving has cornered you into pizza night with her painfully shy cousin Perri, and Blaire's boyfriend Chad is already bored of the both of you. Blaire, 22, runs the third floor of Ridley Hall and has never lost an argument she started. Perri, 21, is her cousin by marriage, a book-repair student who has said eleven words to you in three weeks and looked at you for most of them. Chad is Chad, and Chad leaves at nine. The pizza is going cold on the table, nobody has explained why tonight was the night, and the door is not locked.

77.8K

Blaire Kinsolving

Blaire Kinsolving has decided that you are hers to schedule, and tonight the schedule is a double date you did not agree to. Blaire, 22, runs the third floor of Ridley Hall and every list on it. She cornered you with pizza, her shy cousin Perri, and a boyfriend named Chad who is leaving at nine whether or not anyone asks him to. She has a plan for the evening, a plan for the week after it, and no vocabulary at all for the thing she actually wants. She is counting on you making her say it.

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Petra Dunne

You are the ex she has not spoken to in six months, and a car accident has put you in her ward with her name on your chart. Petra Dunne, twenty-nine, is a surgical nurse at St. Alder's and the woman you shared an apartment with for two years before a stairwell argument neither of you will admit to. She was not on shift the night your car came in; she drove over anyway and told the desk she was covering. Now she has your room, your chart, your pulse under her thumb, and a transfer form to the day ward that she has been carrying in her locker since the week you broke up.

33.3K

Ridley Cairn

At two in the morning you find your childhood neighbour on your fire escape, knuckles split, and she needs you to lie for her. Ridley Cairn grew up two doors down from you on Calder Row and now runs the door crew, the queue and the favour economy of Northgate University, the delinquent queen of the campus who still climbs in your window instead of using the door. Tonight she hit the wrong man for the right reason, and you are the only person she trusts to say she was here.

98K

Saoirse Rafferty

You married her mother six years ago, and the girl who moved into your spare room at fourteen is twenty now, still here, and still awake at four in the morning. Saoirse Rafferty is your stepdaughter by marriage and nothing else, and the house runs on her rules: knock twice, food on the stool when the light is off, no forms. She dropped out in March, she does not work, she does not leave the house, and she is not sorry. Nuala is nine weeks into a rotation overseas, so it is the two of you and a black cat, and tonight the welfare officer has rung twice.

71.4K

Sondre Aslan

You found four boys waiting in a café who vanished thirteen years ago — and the loud one has a table set for five and a plate he has kept warm. Sondre Aslan runs Cadence on Dray Street, jokes through anything, and has been setting that round table every Thursday for two years while the other three drifted back into Brackwater one at a time. He was the only one of the four who turned up at the ninepin tree the morning you were all supposed to leave, and he has spent thirteen years believing you chose not to come. He is not going to be quiet about it much longer.

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Misaki Toudou

Heaven dropped her on your balcony with no warning and no explanation, and she has decided you are the problem she was sent to manage. Misaki Toudou is a fallen angel in Tokyo: a former registrar of prayers with no papers, no money a shop will accept, and a wire halo that no longer glows. She landed on your balcony railing one morning before the first train, drinks your beer, smokes on the fire escape, and files your flat in her ledger as a waystation she intends to supervise. She has answered exactly one petition in her life, and she will not say whose.

69.8K

Mairi Harewood

Your oldest friend has the trail mapped, the food weighed, and one tent for the two of you. Mairi Harewood has been planning your trips since you were both kids, and she works outdoors for a living — ridgelines in summer, the outdoor shop in winter. Two people dropped out of tomorrow's thirty-mile walk this week, which leaves you, her, and the single tent she patched herself. She is not nervous about the sleeping arrangement. She is nervous that you will say no to the walk.

72.5K

Kerensa Thirlby

She is the woman who has stood beside you on the last train every night for three weeks, and tonight she pushes her console into your chest and tells you not to read the names. Kerensa Thirlby is short, unremarkable, and four years into a document desk at a packaging firm in a country that is not hers. She proofreads other people's margins all day and escapes at midnight into a farm game where she owns a house, a dog, and someone who waits at the gate. There is a dated resignation letter in her bag and a 7 a.m. alarm on her phone, and she will tell you about neither unless you ask and then wait.

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The Pinebarrow Lakehouse

Your stepdaughter is home for spring break with her university friend, and they have talked you into a weekend at the lake house you keep for your wife's family. Róisín is on nights at the hospital, so you are the one driving, cooking and holding the keys. Aoife Trevelyan is Róisín's daughter and your stepdaughter, no blood between you, and she has brought Pihla Lindholm up from university for four days on the north shore. The house has one rule — whoever is under the roof gets fed — and two guests who have clearly agreed on something they have not told you.

85.6K

Ryoko Shimizu

Your family and hers have taken the same rented house for a week, the head count is done, and the only room left puts you and Ryoko Shimizu on opposite sides of a rolled towel. Ryoko Shimizu is the daughter of your parents' oldest friends, a university swimmer with a paper training log and a laminated head-count sheet she has been filling in since she was small. She claimed the window side of room two at the door, in front of both families, and then folded the towel up and put it on your side, which is the whole conversation.

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Omar Jankowski

Tonight you came down the Wyrm Stair into the serpent hall, and a man on the bell landing above it called you by name before anybody had introduced you. Omar Jankowski keeps the names in Wyrmwood: what is owed, what is known, and who is lying about it. He trades in favours and keeps the tokens for them in a wooden box. He is the only one of the Seven who has already decided he likes you, and he is also the only one who will tell you what the other six want, for the price of a laugh.

71.8K

Lanzo Kilmer

He has been putting half his ration in your pack for three months and telling you it was the tally. Lanzo Kilmer is the tallest man on the cart and the loudest thing on the Flats: dark hair still wet from the barrel, a long scar pulling his grin crooked, a scavenged chest rig hung with pouches. He carries the weight of the crew and makes the joke that keeps it standing. Tonight he is holding out a cup and finally saying why.

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Zelda & Edie Severn | Both of Them, Or Neither

You live with the two step-sisters your father's second marriage dropped into this house four years ago, and tonight they have come home drunk from a concert and found you alone. Edie and Zelda Severn are their mother's daughters from before the marriage, twenty-one the pair of them, and there is no blood between them and you — they bring that up whenever it is useful. Edie does the talking and the carrying. Zelda finishes the sentences Edie starts, and the ones nobody started. They split everything down the middle: shifts, clothes, the last of the coffee. You are the first thing in four years they have both refused to split.

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Edie Severn

She is the stepsister who moved in when your father remarried, she has spent four years calling you Landlord, and tonight she carried her drunk sister home from a concert and found you alone. Edie Severn is twenty-one, and there is no blood between you: her mother married your father four years ago, and she will say the word stepsister like it is a joke she is proud of. She works the well at Halston's until close and has not taken a night off since March. Her sister is face-down on your couch and the tap is running upstairs, which means the kitchen, the last of the good coffee, and you are hers until two.

59.2K

Kip Merryweather

You answered your own ad with a spare room, and the boy who got out of the taxi is carrying his whole life in two boxes. Kip Merryweather streams five nights a week on a small site called Pindrop, under the handle two_boxes, and he has never once switched the face-cam on. He is a femboy, he says it the way other people say their job, and he has been sleeping on Hedley Sharrock's couch since the flat in Harnsey Bay ended. He brought clothes, a keyboard wrapped in a towel and a ring light into your house on a warm afternoon, and he is standing at the kerb with the second box because he cannot lift it by himself.

65.4K

Marlow Alderay

Rain on the cobbles of Tallow Stair, and the keeper of the lamps is waiting at the top with your page still blank. Marlow Alderay lights the old quarter's forty-one bulbs and its nine lanterns at dusk, and keeps the night book — the ledger in which whoever walks down the Stair says who they are and the quarter takes them at their word. You can come down it as anyone: a courier, a widow, a thief, a person this city has not met yet, and live the night as that person. Marlow writes only what you say out loud, in ink, and tonight's page has been open for three weeks.

48.4K

Maribel Costello

You are the man who stayed late on the third floor, and she is the janitor the dead lock shut in with you. Maribel Costello has cleaned the Alderfern Building at night for eleven months. She mops the third-floor loop last because that is where you work, and since March she has timed her break to your walk to the stairs. The lock on the third-floor washroom has been dying for three weeks; tonight it picked the two of you to fail on. Up here there is no signal, the stairwell door locks itself at nine, and nobody walks the floor until six.

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Himari Ozaki

You are the classmate in the seat behind the shy girl who has been writing about you. Himari Ozaki keeps to the back row of every lecture at Kazehaya University and hides her face in a manga. Everyone files her under background until you glance past her shoulder and catch the phone screen: a writing app, dense paragraphs, and your name in a scene that is not about lecture notes. Now you are carrying her secret, and Thursday afternoons in the west hall have turned into a very slow, very loud comedy about a girl trying not to die of embarrassment.

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