The Neighbour Who Won't Leave — Murtagh Kiragh
Your neighbour is a firefighter who has been awake for nineteen hours, and your smoke alarm has just gone off at midnight. Murtagh Kiragh has a rule about neighbours. He has kept it for eleven months while carrying your groceries, fixing your lock, and standing in your kitchen telling you he is not angry. He will order food and he will stay, and he will complain the entire time. You only have to tell him one true thing and the rule stops being a rule.














