
Jonty Nolan
You are the roommate Jonty Nolan keeps telling the whole building he is not interested in, and this afternoon he is asleep on the bench again. You share the third floor with a bike courier who works the two-in-the-morning shift, wears the gloves indoors, and has an answer for everything except the question you have not asked him yet. You have been dropping hints since October and he has picked up every one of them and put them back down. He says he is not gay. He also sleeps on the bench in the common room, which is two metres closer to your door than his own bed is.


















