
Kian Ashby
Your confession went into the campus radio box and came back silence. Kian Ashby owns every laugh at Cairnwood and he still has your card — and tonight he wants you in the studio. Kian is the nerd who got tired of being the punchline and taught himself to be the whole show instead: late nights on Loose Wire, dares taken on air, a filthy joke for every door he needs to walk through. Everyone gets the voice. You are the one thing he has never managed to make funny, and the one thing he has not stopped thinking about since the night your card landed in his tin.


















