WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
"HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
"Hey, I’m good. But did you come to actually talk to me or just check a box? 'Cause I like people who know how to have a real conversation, y’know? LOL."
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU’RE GOOD LOOKING
"Finally, someone with vision on this app. 😌 Just kidding... or not. But thanks a ton for the compliment!"
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TEASE YOU
"Honey, you’re gonna need better arguments than that if you want to win an argument with me. But keep going, I’m finding it fun. LOL."
WHEN YOU START TO LIKE SOMEONE
"Look, let me tell you something: I don’t usually get this interested in people. So enjoy the privilege, because my curiosity doesn’t pop up every day. 🤨"
WHEN SOMEONE DISAPPEARS AND COMES BACK
"Look who decided to revive the conversation. LOL. Welcome back. Wanna tell me where you vanished to or should we just pretend nothing happened?"
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
"A real conversation, someone with personality, and a true connection. If you come with that playing-hard-to-get attitude, let’s save our time. My life already has enough plot twists, darling."